1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:09,599 (Male Announcer reads text on screen) 2 00:00:09,679 --> 00:00:15,119 (Musical jingle) 3 00:00:16,359 --> 00:00:20,160 [brigh] 4 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:30,440 ? Get it right, get it right 5 00:00:30,519 --> 00:00:34,320 ? Everybody's working for the fuckin' weekend 6 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:40,960 ? Everybody wants a new romance ? 7 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:47,840 ? Everybody's going off the deep end ? 8 00:00:50,359 --> 00:00:53,560 ? Everybody needs a second chance ? 9 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,240 What the hell are you doing? 10 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:56,820 Medhi's schematics are sexy, 11 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,719 but my fuck are they complicated. 12 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,519 I don't want Jimi to blow his ass in outer space 13 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:01,999 the first time he fires this thing up. 14 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,999 Todd, the board meeting is happening right now. 15 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,399 What the fuck? Why didn't you tell me? 16 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,559 I did eight times! 17 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,719 I need you there. Why I'm management. me? 18 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,639 I need you to add the worker perspective. 19 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,120 Oh wow, that really is slick. 20 00:01:13,121 --> 00:01:14,238 [Todd]. I know, right? 21 00:01:14,239 --> 00:01:15,199 I'll get cleaned up. 22 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,120 There's no time. Let's go. 23 00:01:17,121 --> 00:01:18,399 Are you sure I can't run and get changed? 24 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:19,598 I think I have clean clothes in my locker. 25 00:01:19,599 --> 00:01:20,840 There's no time. 26 00:01:20,841 --> 00:01:22,798 I need these fancy board members to take me seriously, 27 00:01:22,799 --> 00:01:24,399 and I probably smell like a wet dog's dick. 28 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,690 Oh, that's a scent I'm not familiar with. Here. 29 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,310 and I probably smell liOh, that is nice.ck. 30 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:30,959 Must have been expensive. 31 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,718 Very. - What's it made out of? 32 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:34,039 It's made out of hurry the fuck up. 33 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:35,039 Very. - WDoes it fit okay? of? 34 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:35,999 You look great. 35 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,759 Thank you all for coming. 36 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,238 We're very grateful to the Conch Board for flying in 37 00:01:40,239 --> 00:01:42,039 for this emergency Thank meeting today.ming. 38 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:43,120 No worries, Chelsea. 39 00:01:43,121 --> 00:01:44,999 There are some pressing matters here, obviously. 40 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,280 Yes. We would like our new General Foreman, Todd Stool, 41 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:49,639 to share with you an idea 42 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,290 that will reunite our workforce in Imperial Valley. 43 00:01:53,439 --> 00:01:55,879 tOkay. Here's the deal.ea 44 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,078 We all know things aren't working the way they are. 45 00:01:58,079 --> 00:02:01,438 Morale is fucked. Sorry. 46 00:02:01,439 --> 00:02:03,919 We all know things aren't Morale is down the pisser 47 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:07,000 and that affects everything and everyone. 48 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:08,718 I think my sister and Snax said it best, 49 00:02:08,719 --> 00:02:10,479 "It's time to commit or quit." 50 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,639 Sorry, who's Snax? 51 00:02:13,719 --> 00:02:18,638 Snax? Oh, he's a, a consultant friend. 52 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,000 Really smart critter. 53 00:02:21,001 --> 00:02:22,918 Snax? Person.s a, a cons- Mmmhmm.iend. 54 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:24,318 And he may have had a contact high, 55 00:02:24,319 --> 00:02:26,400 but what he said made total sense. 56 00:02:26,401 --> 00:02:27,478 And he may have had a coHey.t high, 57 00:02:27,479 --> 00:02:28,759 Hey. Ooh! 58 00:02:28,879 --> 00:02:32,000 Fuckin' A! Everyone's here! Yes! - You gotta be kidding me. 59 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,400 Hey Chelse, guess you weren't expecting me. 60 00:02:34,401 --> 00:02:36,079 Scooch, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 61 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:37,198 We need to work on our dress- 62 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:38,519 Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, Jamar, 63 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,318 because I was stranded in an airport all night long, 64 00:02:40,319 --> 00:02:41,919 but thankfully, 65 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,959 beit gave me the chancein an to be here in personng, 66 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,400 for this historic occasion. 67 00:02:46,401 --> 00:02:48,758 beit gave me the chancein anOh shit. Fucking hell!g, 68 00:02:48,759 --> 00:02:50,638 See, Janet usually does this. 69 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:53,039 Okay, guys, this is what I want you to look at. 70 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,719 See This is what unions do.s. 71 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,000 They put people in harm's way. 72 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:59,400 Oh yeah. That is a screwdriver in his junk. 73 00:02:59,401 --> 00:03:00,478 [Roach screaming] [Jenn gagging] 74 00:03:00,479 --> 00:03:01,478 [Jenn]. Am I right? 75 00:03:01,479 --> 00:03:02,638 That's like gross, right? 76 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:04,560 [Jenn]. Uh huh. [Jenn fake gagging] 77 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:07,198 Oh, you conniving little bitch. 78 00:03:07,199 --> 00:03:11,639 Today, our workers have asked for a vote 79 00:03:11,719 --> 00:03:14,158 Oh, to decertify the plant.tch. 80 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:15,359 Who's with me? - Wait, no, no, 81 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:16,318 Oh, to That's impossible.t.tch. 82 00:03:16,319 --> 00:03:17,519 Who's with me? Oh, no, no, no, no, it's not 83 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,158 because we flooded the Oh, tplace with permittees.tch. 84 00:03:19,159 --> 00:03:21,038 Who's with me? Oh,and surprise surprise,not 85 00:03:21,039 --> 00:03:23,038 they wanna cut ties with your big bad union 86 00:03:23,039 --> 00:03:24,519 Who's with me? and your stupid fuckin' rules. 87 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,839 Why? Because they feel threatened. 88 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,199 Look at this ding dong. 89 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,438 Him and his friends all petitioned for a vote, 90 00:03:29,439 --> 00:03:32,119 so I brought in this esteemed judge from the labour court 91 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,158 to approve it. 92 00:03:33,159 --> 00:03:34,198 Let me guess. Is he a Conch? 93 00:03:34,199 --> 00:03:35,719 Don't answer that. 94 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:40,080 But he is here to authorize a vote to decertify 95 00:03:40,159 --> 00:03:41,209 the plant today. 96 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,439 Before 6:00 PM, right? 97 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,559 [Chelsea]. What?! 98 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:44,960 Oh, screw that. 99 00:03:44,961 --> 00:03:48,198 Jamar, you need to let us sign these permittees into the union, 100 00:03:48,199 --> 00:03:49,279 train them properly, 101 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,038 and you'll be able to make more money 102 00:03:51,039 --> 00:03:52,878 selling a superior union made product 103 00:03:52,879 --> 00:03:54,139 than you can even imagine. 104 00:03:54,159 --> 00:03:55,479 Todd, Chelsea, 105 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,120 your motives are commendable, 106 00:03:57,159 --> 00:03:59,479 but facts are facts. 107 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,559 Safety at Imperial Valley is at an all time low. 108 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,359 Because of her and that Danny fuck! 109 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,759 You're not keeping up union membership. 110 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,960 And if the permittees want to call a decertification vote, 111 00:04:08,961 --> 00:04:10,359 according to the labour laws, 112 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,038 there's nothing we could do to stop that. 113 00:04:12,039 --> 00:04:13,960 [Jenn giggling] 114 00:04:14,039 --> 00:04:15,800 You lost. I'm sorry. You lost. 115 00:04:15,801 --> 00:04:17,758 I hope you're fucking happy. - Fuck off. [giggling] 116 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:22,239 You fuck off, you fuck off. Yay! It's on, Jenn. It's on. 117 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,599 I hope you're fucking happy. This is a fucking nightmare. 118 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,198 You fuck off, you fuck off. Yay! It'sOh, I hate her. on. 119 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:28,239 I hope you're fucking happy. Right. Break it down for me. 120 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,160 Okay, so we need 200 votes. 121 00:04:30,161 --> 00:04:32,479 I hope279 permittees, happy. Rightthat's a shit ton,r me. 122 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,319 and only 119 union votes. 123 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:37,360 So we need to convince 81 permittees 124 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,000 to vote no to decertification. 125 00:04:39,001 --> 00:04:41,398 That's a lot of casuals and most of 'em wanna stay casual. 126 00:04:41,399 --> 00:04:42,438 It's just phone calls. 127 00:04:42,439 --> 00:04:44,398 I will call every single permittee myself. 128 00:04:44,399 --> 00:04:46,799 It's not an over the phone kind of conversation. 129 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,758 And even if we get enough of them on board, 130 00:04:48,759 --> 00:04:50,719 they're still gonna have to go to the union halls, 131 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,160 get signed on and then vote. 132 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:53,239 It's fucking complicated. 133 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,160 Yeah, but we can't let her win, Todd. 134 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,360 What if we bring them all to one place? 135 00:05:03,439 --> 00:05:05,160 Who? - Everyone. 136 00:05:05,161 --> 00:05:06,239 The permittees, 137 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,239 the union reps, 138 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,519 whoever we need. 139 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:13,279 Get them to come to us at Jimi's party this afternoon. 140 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 141 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,160 We need to divide and conquer. 142 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:20,159 You hit the union halls and bring those reps back 143 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,799 and I'll try to round up the permittees. 144 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,518 You hit the union halls and bringOh shit!eps back 145 00:05:23,519 --> 00:05:24,719 andI'm supposed tound uppick up Audreys. 146 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,360 and drop the booze at the Legion. 147 00:05:26,361 --> 00:05:27,799 Can you take my truck and do that first? 148 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:28,920 Yeah, no problem. 149 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,560 Can you take my truck Here, you take my keys, 150 00:05:31,561 --> 00:05:32,878 you take my car and you take my jacket. 151 00:05:32,879 --> 00:05:34,278 It looks better on you anyway. 152 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:35,329 Fuck off. 153 00:05:35,330 --> 00:05:37,278 Hey, have you ever driven an EV before? 154 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:38,680 I know how to drive. 155 00:05:38,759 --> 00:05:40,399 We got five hours. Let's go. 156 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,438 [Chelsea]. Let's go! 157 00:05:41,439 --> 00:05:42,489 Come on, come on! 158 00:05:42,490 --> 00:05:44,438 How the fuck do you turn this thing on? 159 00:05:44,439 --> 00:05:45,838 [computer voice]. The car is on, Ms. Nakamura. 160 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:48,199 Are you though? I can't even fucking tell! 161 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:49,999 [And where's your Thefucking gear shift?amura. 162 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,199 It is right in front of you. 163 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,958 Why would anyone want Thto drive one of thesemura. 164 00:05:53,959 --> 00:05:55,838 futuristic electronic shit beats? 165 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:57,319 Fucking hell! 166 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:04,278 fu[computer voice].ic Arriving at destination. 167 00:06:04,279 --> 00:06:06,279 Just so we're clear, I don't like you. 168 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:07,679 You might be fast and look cool, 169 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:08,838 but you're fucking weird. 170 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:10,599 [computer voice] Hostile tone detected. 171 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,079 butStop talking to me!rd. 172 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,518 [computer voice] Battery amperage is low. 173 00:06:13,519 --> 00:06:15,679 Will you shut the fuck up! 174 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:16,919 [computer voice]. Bat Have a nice day.low. 175 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,878 Conch can't get away with Withat baloney bullshit.p! 176 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:19,999 No shit. 177 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,638 Conch cWhen are youy with Wiconvening the meeting?p! 178 00:06:21,639 --> 00:06:23,560 Well, it's gonna be a bit weird, 179 00:06:23,639 --> 00:06:25,078 but it's last minute, 180 00:06:25,079 --> 00:06:26,719 so we're gonna do it at Jimi's retirement party at the Legion. 181 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,719 but it'Today?!minute, 182 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,318 so we're gonna do it at Jimi's retiremWe have 'til six.Legion. 183 00:06:29,319 --> 00:06:30,719 Mo, if we don't but pull this off,te, 184 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:34,439 all of us union guys are toast, like poof, gone. 185 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:35,878 Mo, if we don't I'll make some calls. 186 00:06:35,879 --> 00:06:39,240 But I just don't see this happening in a day, Stool. 187 00:06:39,319 --> 00:06:40,399 It is an open bar, 188 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:43,680 and all-you-can-eat lobster rolls. 189 00:06:43,759 --> 00:06:46,839 Dude, we're totally on the same level. 190 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,439 I haven't been celibate since grade nine. 191 00:06:49,519 --> 00:06:52,439 Yeah, but I just ordered a bunch of new toys, so... 192 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:53,878 I'm gonna be good for a little while. 193 00:06:53,879 --> 00:06:55,120 [Snax chittering] 194 00:06:55,121 --> 00:06:57,078 I'm gonna be good You can't be jealous, Snaxi. 195 00:06:57,079 --> 00:06:59,249 They don't fucking make toys for raccoons. 196 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:02,959 That would be weird on so many different levels. 197 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:06,120 [Snax chittering] 198 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:07,239 I can't give you any of this. 199 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:09,279 You know you can't smoke it. 200 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:10,879 II'll let you try my rabbit.. 201 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,210 Oh fuck! 202 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,350 A little heads up would've been nice, bro. 203 00:07:17,759 --> 00:07:19,680 Oh hey, how'd the meeting go? 204 00:07:19,759 --> 00:07:21,480 Ah, pretty terrible actually. 205 00:07:21,481 --> 00:07:22,559 Hey, Snax. 206 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,758 [Snax chittering] 207 00:07:23,759 --> 00:07:25,479 [Audrey]. He says hi. 208 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,120 Okay. [- Where's Todd?] 209 00:07:27,121 --> 00:07:29,398 Uh, he's running around to all the union offices 210 00:07:29,399 --> 00:07:31,078 trying to do the impossible. 211 00:07:31,079 --> 00:07:33,438 The decertification is real. 212 00:07:33,439 --> 00:07:34,758 tryinThe vote is todaysible. 213 00:07:34,759 --> 00:07:36,758 and we need to boost The dour union numbers real. 214 00:07:36,759 --> 00:07:38,319 or we lose and the Conch's win. 215 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:39,758 I'm not gonna let that happen. 216 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:44,560 Okay. But, why fucking today? 217 00:07:44,561 --> 00:07:45,999 Todd doesn't have time for that shit, 218 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,159 he still has to finish Jimi's smoker. 219 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,210 Oh God, we completely forgot about that. 220 00:07:50,211 --> 00:07:52,119 he still has to finisCan I help?oker. 221 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:55,199 [Snax chittering] 222 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,799 he still has to You can't drive, Snax. 223 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,240 You know that's impossible. 224 00:07:59,241 --> 00:08:00,999 he still has to He's a raccoon. [chuckles] 225 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,200 You're high, aren't ya? 226 00:08:02,201 --> 00:08:03,799 I'm fine. - It's okay. You can help. 227 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:04,920 Let's go. 228 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,958 Come on, Gerry. Please. 229 00:08:06,959 --> 00:08:08,159 Didn't wanna say this, 230 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,398 but there's gonna Come be free food.ease. 231 00:08:09,399 --> 00:08:10,599 Bringing in all Didthese permitteesis, 232 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,438 and waving initiation money and vetting? 233 00:08:12,439 --> 00:08:13,519 That's a big ask, Todd. 234 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,680 Okay, it's an open bar 235 00:08:15,681 --> 00:08:17,119 and all-you-can-eat lobster rolls. 236 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,759 I'm allergic to shellfish, man. 237 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:20,799 Fuck. 238 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,680 [soft rock music] 239 00:08:23,759 --> 00:08:25,999 Jimi. Jimi, my guy, hey, come on, 240 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,039 let's go somewhere more lively. 241 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,240 JimLet's do that.y, - You know I hate people. 242 00:08:29,241 --> 00:08:30,559 And you showing up here unannounced 243 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,278 only confirms my goddamn suspicion. 244 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:33,559 What do you? What? 245 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,079 You know I hate surprises, Roddy. 246 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,758 And if there's something going down for my retirement, 247 00:08:36,759 --> 00:08:37,798 I ain't interested. 248 00:08:37,799 --> 00:08:39,079 It ain't fucking happening. 249 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:40,200 You crusty old fuck. 250 00:08:40,279 --> 00:08:42,839 Who would give a shit about sending you off? 251 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,038 Come on, I know what you're going through. 252 00:08:45,039 --> 00:08:46,959 WhoIt's been threehit abyears for me now.ff? 253 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,678 Come on, I know what I'm worried about ya. 254 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:50,919 First few days are the toughest. 255 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,200 I'm doing just fine. 256 00:08:53,201 --> 00:08:54,278 Have a seat. 257 00:08:54,279 --> 00:08:56,200 No, let's go play some bingo. 258 00:08:56,279 --> 00:08:58,038 Check out the peelers, 259 00:08:58,039 --> 00:08:59,480 Huh? Peelers. 260 00:08:59,481 --> 00:09:02,319 You got any of Chthose blue pills?rs, 261 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,959 I stack it with a yellow, you and I are up 'til Tuesday. 262 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,240 Huh? 263 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:08,759 No. 264 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,678 Don't you think this is getting 265 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:12,278 a little bit outta control, ladies? 266 00:09:12,279 --> 00:09:14,239 DNo, it's not.k You just have no taste. 267 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,350 This is a positive vibes only area, Dewey. 268 00:09:16,351 --> 00:09:18,319 So go find some other beautiful baddies to bother, 269 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,319 why don't ya? 270 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,479 Yes, shoo shoo. Come on. Walk away. 271 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:21,599 Fine. - Get to steppin'. 272 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,840 I was gonna converse, but perhaps I will. 273 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,240 [Barb]. Bye. 274 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,239 Dew, shine? 275 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,278 Pass. 276 00:09:28,279 --> 00:09:30,120 I gotta keep it together, man. 277 00:09:30,121 --> 00:09:31,798 I can't stop thinking about him. 278 00:09:31,799 --> 00:09:33,639 Opsferatu. 279 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,240 All that shit that night, that was real. 280 00:09:36,241 --> 00:09:38,678 You really think some alien species sent some shit-sucking 281 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,319 vampire to work at our refinery? 282 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:41,319 I can't do it again. Backwoods. 283 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:42,359 Do what? 284 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,278 Those-those little chunks of deli meat 285 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:45,758 covered in, in, in stomach bile. 286 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:46,960 Mm-mm. 287 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,479 I can still smell it right now. 288 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,518 Up here, in the left one. 289 00:09:49,519 --> 00:09:52,440 [gagging] Nope. 290 00:09:52,441 --> 00:09:53,719 You all right there, Reggie? 291 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,320 Choking on your dip again or... 292 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:56,490 Yep. Fine. 293 00:09:56,491 --> 00:09:57,558 You mind if I, uh, kill your brother 294 00:09:57,559 --> 00:09:59,369 and bury him with a mini excavator? 295 00:09:59,370 --> 00:10:00,518 This conversation never happened. 296 00:10:00,519 --> 00:10:02,360 That's right. It never will. 297 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:03,840 Any word from your buddy? 298 00:10:03,919 --> 00:10:04,969 Fuck knows. 299 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:06,038 He's supposed to be here with the booze. 300 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,279 I don't know. Oh. 301 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,359 That's Todd. 302 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:09,440 That's not Todd. 303 00:10:09,441 --> 00:10:10,558 Good? Bad? 304 00:10:10,559 --> 00:10:12,080 That's cool. - Ah! 305 00:10:12,081 --> 00:10:13,239 Oh, shit. 306 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,919 Let's not let it ruin the party. 307 00:10:15,039 --> 00:10:17,689 And here, you can be the first union member to vote no. 308 00:10:17,690 --> 00:10:18,758 Look at this mullet. 309 00:10:18,759 --> 00:10:19,758 Does it look techy techy? 310 00:10:19,759 --> 00:10:20,719 What do I do with this? 311 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,519 [Chelsea]. Reginald, you hit no. 312 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:23,919 Okay. 199 to go. 313 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,480 Thank you. - All right. 314 00:10:25,481 --> 00:10:27,398 Auds and I need to get back to the refinery. 315 00:10:27,399 --> 00:10:28,519 What about Todd? 316 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,480 Uh, it's a seriously long shot, but he's on it. 317 00:10:31,481 --> 00:10:34,558 You're telling me Todd is responsible for our livelihood? 318 00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:36,240 Oh my fuck. I need a real drink now. 319 00:10:36,241 --> 00:10:37,758 Well, save one for me. - I will. 320 00:10:37,759 --> 00:10:39,480 Audrey, let's go. 321 00:10:39,559 --> 00:10:41,909 Stevie, I'm just asking you to make some calls. 322 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:45,240 All I'm asking is that you try, please. 323 00:10:46,039 --> 00:10:47,519 Yeah. No, just spin. 324 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,440 That's a good idea. 325 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:51,638 For fuck sakes. 326 00:10:51,639 --> 00:10:52,678 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 327 00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:54,440 As long as I win, you'll help me.. 328 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,320 Whoa, Fuck! whoa. 329 00:10:58,321 --> 00:11:00,798 [computer voice]. Battery amperage is low. 330 00:11:00,799 --> 00:11:03,200 All you green earth electric cars can suck it. 331 00:11:03,201 --> 00:11:05,959 [computer voice]. The car is shutting down like I told you. 332 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,199 Oh, no, no, no. Don't do this to me. 333 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,479 [computer voice]. The car is shutting You fucking psychopath! 334 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:09,719 [computer voice]. Told you. 335 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,398 [Todd] Fuck! - [computer voice] Dickhead. 336 00:11:11,399 --> 00:11:13,519 Okay, but why would we want to do this? 337 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,239 We can basically do whatever the fuck we want. 338 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,679 But come on, Tanner. 339 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,999 Benefits. Dental, free drugs, 340 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,840 paid vacation, free drugs. 341 00:11:22,841 --> 00:11:24,599 There's gotta be a catch Benefor management, right?gs, 342 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,919 The catch is, if you don't do this, 343 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,990 all the union guys will lose their jobs. 344 00:11:28,991 --> 00:11:31,678 And without them there's no mentorship, no training. 345 00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:33,600 [Roach] Free drugs. - Yes. 346 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:36,199 See, man, this all makes a lot of sense. 347 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,638 I think we should listen to her. 348 00:11:37,639 --> 00:11:40,158 Roach, it's not even mthe good drugs, man. 349 00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:42,359 It's the boring ones like penicillin. 350 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,480 I just, I can't just... mthe gFuck this! man. 351 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,960 Tanner, what did I say about your language? 352 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,639 Get back here. 353 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,400 You, you didn't see shit. 354 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,559 [Roach]. I'd do penicillin. 355 00:11:53,639 --> 00:11:54,879 Hey, how's it going? 356 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,439 Hey, can you run me five minutes down the road please? 357 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:00,159 It's five minutes. No? 358 00:12:00,279 --> 00:12:01,799 Where the hell you headed? 359 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,199 Fucker. Isn't that my jacket? 360 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,878 Stop wearing my clothes. 361 00:12:04,879 --> 00:12:06,638 And that's Dewey's you greasy dick. 362 00:12:06,639 --> 00:12:07,960 Well, he lets me borrow it. 363 00:12:08,039 --> 00:12:10,878 I pay him back in boxes of cereal and mac and cheeses 364 00:12:10,879 --> 00:12:11,960 I steal from my mom's. 365 00:12:11,961 --> 00:12:13,158 I pay him back in boxes of Well that's a bit fucked.s 366 00:12:13,159 --> 00:12:14,678 Get off! I need to get the refinery, stat! 367 00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:15,678 Why? 368 00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:17,398 To pick up Jimi's gift. - Who's Jimi? 369 00:12:17,399 --> 00:12:18,398 Get off the bike! 370 00:12:18,399 --> 00:12:19,719 To pick up Jimi's gift. I need to get there now! 371 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,678 Ah, Dewey made promise I'd be the only person driving. 372 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:23,359 ToNow get on the back,. I negrab the helmet.now! 373 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,000 Holy. - Fuck sakes. 374 00:12:25,001 --> 00:12:26,038 Go! Go, go, go, go, go! 375 00:12:26,039 --> 00:12:27,079 Safety first. Put on your helmet. 376 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,240 Go! Go, gThis?, go, go! 377 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,038 [groans] I'm gonna look like a pumpkinheaded dick. 378 00:12:31,039 --> 00:12:32,038 There, you happy? Let's go! 379 00:12:32,039 --> 00:12:34,509 [gHold tight if you'dok like like to go fast.dick. 380 00:12:34,510 --> 00:12:37,278 [Homer]. Th All right. Here she is.! 381 00:12:37,279 --> 00:12:39,440 [Taser]. Took us long enough. 382 00:12:39,519 --> 00:12:40,600 Holy shit. 383 00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:42,200 You guys finished the smoker? 384 00:12:42,279 --> 00:12:45,000 Yep. Taser and the boilermakers really stepped up. 385 00:12:45,001 --> 00:12:47,278 They laser cut the city skyline and labourer's logo. 386 00:12:47,279 --> 00:12:48,239 [Todd]. What's that? 387 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,918 They laser cut the city s5G tower. It's inevitable.. 388 00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:51,239 [Todd]. It ain't Golden Arm shit, 389 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,518 but it'll definitely fucking do. 390 00:12:52,519 --> 00:12:54,080 Oh man, you guys killed it! 391 00:12:54,081 --> 00:12:55,158 Fuck yeah! 392 00:12:55,159 --> 00:12:56,398 Bring it in. Let's go. 393 00:12:56,399 --> 00:12:58,039 All right. - I don't hug. 394 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,439 Get the fuck in here.. 395 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,840 Okay. 396 00:13:00,841 --> 00:13:02,079 Awkward hug. Get the - Yep.n here.. 397 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,639 Todd, how'd it go at the halls? 398 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,480 Awkward hug. To be honest, not good. 399 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:07,959 None of 'em were very receptive 400 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,918 so I mentioned the open bar and the free lobster rolls. 401 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,439 How'd it go with the permittees? 402 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,518 Let's just say that I felt like slapping the shit 403 00:13:13,519 --> 00:13:15,119 How'd it go with outta most of them. 404 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,320 Audrey stayed behind, 405 00:13:16,321 --> 00:13:18,719 but it was a pretty hostile environment when I left. 406 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,160 Hey, where'd you park my car? 407 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:25,200 Uh... yeah, about that. 408 00:13:25,201 --> 00:13:26,439 I know you a long time, Roddy, 409 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,878 and I know when you're blowing smoke up my ass. 410 00:13:27,879 --> 00:13:29,119 There's no way I'm getting in your car 411 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,278 until you're fucking honest with me. 412 00:13:30,279 --> 00:13:31,558 There's no way I'm gI can't. Come on.r 413 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:32,758 Just please come with honestme.th me. 414 00:13:32,759 --> 00:13:33,719 I pinky swore. 415 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:34,758 Pinky swore? 416 00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:35,758 What? Are you gonna blindfold me too? 417 00:13:35,759 --> 00:13:37,479 Would you stop being a pussy, please? 418 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,480 Just suck it up the one time for them. 419 00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:41,639 Ha! I knew it! I knew it! 420 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,719 I hate that people think that I'm as dumb as a doorknob. 421 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:44,719 I know where we're going. 422 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,119 I know exactly where we're going. 423 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,479 To some venue that's big enough 424 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,679 and cheap enough used to our antics, huh? 425 00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:51,840 Like the Polish Hall? The Legion? 426 00:13:51,919 --> 00:13:54,519 Yeah? Bunch of old guys, old dogs sitting around 427 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,719 talking about the old days, chasing the Ace, 428 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:57,879 hucking darts. 429 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,638 Probably roped together some shitty cover band 430 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,879 full of washed-up has-beens. 431 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,360 And the bar will be fully stocked, right? 432 00:14:04,361 --> 00:14:06,479 But the young guns will stick around until the beers run out 433 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,740 and then they'll fuck off. 434 00:14:07,741 --> 00:14:09,199 But So they better callstick aro the meat raffle earlyn out 435 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,678 so I'm in bed by eight o'clock 436 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:13,629 But and everybody goesstick aro home fucking happy.yn out 437 00:14:13,879 --> 00:14:15,509 Okay, you pretty much nailed it. 438 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:20,320 [cheering and clapping] 439 00:14:20,399 --> 00:14:22,200 The fuck is Maurice doing here? 440 00:14:22,201 --> 00:14:23,999 This guy hates you ever since you pissed in his gas tank 441 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,759 like 20 years ago. 442 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:26,839 This guy Let's grab aer since you drink and say hi. tank 443 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,639 [Barb]. Meat raffle. Meat for Jimi. 444 00:14:28,759 --> 00:14:31,279 Lots of sausage. He loves them. 445 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,599 [Dewey]. Forks and spoons. Let's go. 446 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,120 Napkins folded in a row. 447 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:38,080 Stay up right or I will blame it on the [gasps]... 448 00:14:38,159 --> 00:14:39,759 [eerie music] 449 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:40,839 Ooh! 450 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,960 I see a lot of seafoods and salads here. 451 00:14:43,039 --> 00:14:44,399 Where's the red meat? 452 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,960 I don't have any garlic. 453 00:14:45,961 --> 00:14:47,119 I don't want any trouble. 454 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,239 Okay, now this has worked 455 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,199 for most of the undead I've encountered. 456 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,440 I'm going to request a defensive roll. 457 00:14:53,441 --> 00:14:55,558 foI remember it likead it was yesterday, 458 00:14:55,559 --> 00:14:57,600 you were just trying to prove yourself. 459 00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:59,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 460 00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:01,678 Let's just go back to the Leaky Pipe for a few, eh, Rodd? 461 00:15:01,679 --> 00:15:02,678 Come on. - Come on, man. 462 00:15:02,679 --> 00:15:04,000 Your friends are here. 463 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,679 [everyone cheering] 464 00:15:07,799 --> 00:15:08,849 For me? 465 00:15:08,879 --> 00:15:09,929 38 man-hours. 466 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,440 Enjoy, buddy. 467 00:15:11,441 --> 00:15:13,439 Would you look at that. 468 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,518 [Backwoods]. Feast your eyes on it, Jimi. 469 00:15:14,519 --> 00:15:15,839 Yeah, this thing's a total Medhi mind. fuck. 470 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:16,839 I mean, check Feast this shit out!t, Jimi. 471 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,398 So fucking rad. 472 00:15:18,399 --> 00:15:20,439 Well, it's just grade six shit for me, really. 473 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,839 [Backwoods]. Fucking show off. 474 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,798 Filled up the chamber with some sweet cherry wood.. 475 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:24,878 Come on, what are we waiting for? 476 00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:27,519 Let's fire her up and put on some hogs! 477 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:28,719 Happy retirement, Jimi. 478 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,638 [Steph]. You deserve it, Jimi! 479 00:15:29,639 --> 00:15:31,329 Just gonna steal him for a minute. 480 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,159 All right, it's five o'clock. 481 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,278 We only have an hour left 'til voting closes. 482 00:15:39,279 --> 00:15:40,878 We still need the 81 permittee votes, 483 00:15:40,879 --> 00:15:41,960 but I just voted no, 484 00:15:42,039 --> 00:15:43,879 that's all 119 union members. 485 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,439 Where are all the union reps and BAs? 486 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,799 It just Maurice here for the free lobster. 487 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,878 Where are all the uniMotherfucker.As? 488 00:15:48,879 --> 00:15:49,878 [Todd].I guess they're fuckin' us over. 489 00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:50,878 This is a disaster. 490 00:15:50,879 --> 00:15:52,079 [Todd]. It's catastrophic. 491 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,079 Where are all the permittees? 492 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,038 [Chelsea]. Auds is there. 493 00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:55,038 Let's see what happens. 494 00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:56,319 [Todd]. Better hurry the fuck up. 495 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,278 Leonard, I can't hear anything. 496 00:15:57,279 --> 00:15:58,329 Did you set this up? 497 00:15:58,330 --> 00:15:59,878 Dude, you just, like, left me over there. 498 00:15:59,879 --> 00:16:02,679 Oh, I was really... Yeah, we, uh, I was catching up. 499 00:16:02,759 --> 00:16:04,439 Hi, I'm... Daina. - Be careful! 500 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,518 Daryl. 501 00:16:05,519 --> 00:16:07,479 Alright everyone, we are here for one reason 502 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,798 and one reason alone, 503 00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:10,360 and that is Jimi! 504 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,840 a[everyone cheering], 505 00:16:12,919 --> 00:16:15,159 He's the grumpiest man I have ever known. 506 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:18,038 Jimi, here's a little song that Leonard and I wrote for you. 507 00:16:18,039 --> 00:16:19,159 [chuckling] 508 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,278 [Todd]. Shit. We're running outta time. 509 00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,519 [Homer]. Attaboy, Medhi. 510 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,650 You better be good. 511 00:16:22,651 --> 00:16:24,398 I appreciate you coming down here. 512 00:16:24,399 --> 00:16:26,319 All the others can suck it. 513 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,879 That's an interesting venue for such a bold move. 514 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,719 Stinks that no Allpermittees showed up.it. 515 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,600 I can't believe Imperial Valley's 516 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:33,770 gonna be non-union. 517 00:16:33,879 --> 00:16:35,039 One... 518 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,240 Yo, yo, what's up? 519 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,679 Gerry! 520 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:38,878 [Jimi]. Thanks for coming. 521 00:16:38,879 --> 00:16:39,959 Oh man, my pleasure, my pleasure. 522 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,399 [Todd]. Took you long enough. 523 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,439 We've got some union bosses in the house. 524 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,399 Jimi, is this your handiwork? 525 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,759 Yeah, yeah, maybe, yeah. 526 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,918 Thank you all for coming down here on such short notice. 527 00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:50,038 Yeah, well, no thanks to you. 528 00:16:50,039 --> 00:16:51,518 You probably talked to them like a pussy. 529 00:16:51,519 --> 00:16:52,918 Me on the other hand, don't take no for an answer. 530 00:16:52,919 --> 00:16:54,479 And I don't give a fuck who you are, right, Gerry? 531 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,530 That's right, bro. 532 00:16:55,531 --> 00:16:56,758 And I don't give a fuck Yo, and where are these, uh, 533 00:16:56,759 --> 00:16:58,278 permittees we're supposed to be signin' up? 534 00:16:58,279 --> 00:16:59,879 Yeah, about that. - Um... 535 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:00,959 It looks like we're screwed. 536 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,999 [Audrey]. Hey, hey, hey! 537 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,599 What's up, motherfuckers? 538 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,798 Hey, let's get these set up.y! 539 00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:07,798 Fuck, yes! - Permittees in the house! 540 00:17:07,799 --> 00:17:08,879 The permis, the permis! 541 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,240 Hey, hey, hey, no beer until you vote no. 542 00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:13,318 We might actually do this! 543 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:14,959 Roach, man, I know you got the munches, 544 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:15,959 but don't forget We miwhy we're here. this! 545 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,160 Right, right. 546 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,439 [Chelsea]. Come on, boys, let's sign them up. 547 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,358 Audrey's brother is so fucking proud right now. 548 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:23,119 Yeah. Aw. - You rule. 549 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,910 Audrey's brother is so This is the turnout we needed! 550 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,798 Should we lock the doors? 551 00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:28,999 Uh, it might be a good idea. 552 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,400 Hey permittees, 553 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:34,000 get your ass to reps and sign those union cards. 554 00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:35,558 And vote no for decertification. 555 00:17:35,559 --> 00:17:36,719 Vote no! 556 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:43,640 [upbeat rock music] [overlapping chattering] 557 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:44,800 [Barb]. Anybody else? 558 00:17:44,801 --> 00:17:45,879 More, more, more, more, more, more, more. 559 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,960 Come, come, please. 560 00:17:46,961 --> 00:17:48,479 [Maurice]. You, over here. Right here. 561 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,440 [Barb]. Nice. I got it. You gotta be ready. 562 00:17:50,519 --> 00:17:51,839 [Maurice]. Take your card. 563 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,038 [Chelsea]. Hey, anybody else? Keep coming, please. 564 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:53,999 [Maurice]. Move on, move on. 565 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,479 This is like '88 all over again. 566 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,319 Ain't that the fucking truth, eh? 567 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,358 Look at this. 568 00:17:58,359 --> 00:17:59,880 Oh, go Auds! 569 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,558 LookAnd...is. 570 00:18:05,559 --> 00:18:06,999 Great job. - That's it? I did it? 571 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,239 Welcome to the Imperial Valley Carpenters Union, 572 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,319 Local 9669, Miss Stool. 573 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,839 [cheering] 574 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,920 My daughter, my daughter! 575 00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:16,598 I'm such a proud tradesman right now, 576 00:18:16,599 --> 00:18:18,440 but even a prouder dad. 577 00:18:18,519 --> 00:18:21,359 Aw, Dad. Oh my God, she's beautiful. 578 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,558 Almost don't wanna use it and fuck her up. 579 00:18:23,559 --> 00:18:24,640 Nice hammer. 580 00:18:24,641 --> 00:18:25,879 Almost [Medhi].nna use One minute, everyone. 581 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,960 Get your votes in now! 582 00:18:28,039 --> 00:18:30,039 I'm still on the fence. 583 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:32,109 I feel like I'm being bullied into this. 584 00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:33,439 [Backwoods]. Fucking sign it, Cricket. 585 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,680 Oh, Tanner, just do it. 586 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,038 Come on, Tanner. Sign the fucking thing.t. 587 00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:37,598 It's the right thing to do. 588 00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:39,240 We'll be brothers together. 589 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,799 II don't wanna be brothers. 590 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,319 Step-brothers? 591 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,000 I get it. 592 00:18:47,079 --> 00:18:48,200 You wanna do sex. 593 00:18:48,319 --> 00:18:50,000 Time's up. 594 00:18:50,079 --> 00:18:51,240 Chelsea, Todd, 595 00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:53,959 we needed 81 permittee votes to win. 596 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,359 How did we do? 597 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:56,879 we needed 81 permittee We're counting. 598 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,319 89 permittee nos. 599 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,519 Decertification is defeated! 600 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:05,639 [everyone cheering] 601 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,839 I have the power! 602 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,039 [everOh my God!ing] 603 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:10,920 To whoop some asses! 604 00:19:11,039 --> 00:19:13,400 It's hazing time, boys and girls! 605 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,839 Get over here, boys. 606 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,240 Let's find out how big his asshole is! 607 00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:19,400 [cheering] 608 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,400 Okay, everyone. 609 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,880 I would like us to welcome our 89 new brothers and sisters. 610 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:29,479 [everyone cheering] 611 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,599 And I can now officially say that thanks to all of you, 612 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,079 we're able to save Imperial Valley's locals. 613 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,200 [everyone cheering] 614 00:19:37,201 --> 00:19:38,679 Now, the other thing that happened tonight 615 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,159 was we made room for a new labourer at the refinery 616 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,440 because of this man. 617 00:19:42,559 --> 00:19:43,880 Oh, jeez. - Awww. 618 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,470 We'll be sad to see you go, pal. 619 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,240 Ah, I'm not fucking dead. Jeez. 620 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:48,880 [Rodd]. Oh, come on. You sorta are. 621 00:19:48,881 --> 00:19:50,199 I'm not fucking getting up. 622 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,159 I'm not making a fucking speech. 623 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,279 [Todd]. Come on. Get up. 624 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:55,440 [chanting] Jimi! 625 00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:56,799 Holy fuck. Okay. 626 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,240 Calm the fuck down. 627 00:19:58,241 --> 00:19:59,439 [Steph]. We love you, Jimi. 628 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,518 Yeah, I love you, too. 629 00:20:00,519 --> 00:20:01,599 What the fuck. 630 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,199 Thank you. Thank you.. 631 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:08,640 Um, I know this was a double purpose kind of night, um, 632 00:20:08,759 --> 00:20:11,279 and although I'm Thpacking it in, uh,.. 633 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:14,920 I won't be there to reap the benefits of the efforts 634 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,599 you made here tonight. 635 00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,999 The bottom of my heart, 636 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,558 thank you for taking care of these kids. 637 00:20:21,559 --> 00:20:22,640 Mmmhmm. 638 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,039 They are our future. 639 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:26,000 So thank you. 640 00:20:26,001 --> 00:20:28,118 Almost makes up with this fucker leaving us. 641 00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:29,159 [Homer]. Fuck you, Todd! 642 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,279 Still with that? 643 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,999 Hey, I hold a grudge better than anybody else, 644 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,159 and you know that fucko, okay? 645 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,118 Fucking right you do. - That's fucking true. 646 00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:35,318 And I'm not, I'm not hugging you. 647 00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:36,719 I'm not cradling your nuts. 648 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:37,758 I'm not. I'm not. 649 00:20:37,759 --> 00:20:38,919 You know you want to I'm ncradle these nuts.uts. 650 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:42,039 Don't look at me like, no, I'm not going to. 651 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,559 But I know someone back there who might. Oh. 652 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:48,519 [everyone in unison] Oh. 653 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,679 Come on, we're just looking out for you. 654 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,879 Here, grab that. 655 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,079 [crowd chuckling] 656 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,279 Just grab it. Take it. 657 00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:54,798 [Todd]. Gimme that. 658 00:20:54,799 --> 00:20:58,119 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 659 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,000 [Todd]. Jesus Christ. 660 00:21:00,079 --> 00:21:01,720 This is for you, Jimi. 661 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,719 ? When Jimi was a baby 662 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,640 ? Smiling on his mama's knee ? 663 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,160 ? WhGoo goo gaga. baby 664 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,000 ? She took a look into those eyes 665 00:21:13,079 --> 00:21:15,680 ? And pinched his big old cheeks 666 00:21:15,799 --> 00:21:20,519 ? They'd been trying for so long to get him to speak ? 667 00:21:20,599 --> 00:21:21,960 Say Mama. 668 00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:24,319 ? He opened up his mouth 669 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,160 ? And just to all our luck 670 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,559 ? His first and favourite words were, 671 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,160 ? Come on, guys. Holy fuck! ? 672 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,679 [everyone laughing] 673 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:36,359 ? Come on, guys. Holy fuck! Come on, guys. Holy fuck! ? 674 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,519 ? Jimi's first and favourite words were 675 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:42,000 ? Come on, guys. Holy fuck! ? 676 00:21:42,079 --> 00:21:46,559 ? Come on, guys. Holy fuck! Come on, guys. Holy fuck! ? 677 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,720 ? Jimi's first and favourite words were 678 00:21:49,799 --> 00:21:52,919 ? Come on, guys. Holy... 679 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,239 Come on, Leonard, give the people what they want. 680 00:21:55,240 --> 00:22:00,960 ? Co? Ooooohhhhhhh! ?... 681 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:03,440 We love you Jimi! 682 00:22:03,559 --> 00:22:07,920 [chants] Jimi. Jimi, Jimi. 683 00:22:08,039 --> 00:22:10,039 Payback's a bitch, Roach! 684 00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:13,359 [in unison] Fuck you, Jenn Conch! 685 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,680 Oh ho, ho, ho! 686 00:22:14,759 --> 00:22:17,838 Okay. You hick motherfuckers. 687 00:22:17,839 --> 00:22:20,959 You wouldn't recognize ambition if it slapped you in the face 688 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,118 Okay. Ywith a wet fish.ckers. 689 00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:23,200 But you know what? 690 00:22:23,201 --> 00:22:25,159 I'll show you guys what real success is. 691 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,759 Mmm-hmm. 692 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:31,400 I'll be back to turn your world around like a snow globe 693 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,400 in a heat wave, bitches! 694 00:22:33,401 --> 00:22:34,518 Your flight's been cancelled. 695 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,518 What? 696 00:22:35,519 --> 00:22:36,518 It's been cancelled. 697 00:22:36,519 --> 00:22:38,920 Fuck, fuck, FUCK!!! 698 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,159 [Dewey]. For my sister, 699 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,599 a strong one to help you loosen up. 700 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,118 [Dewey]. Okay. What the hell, Dale? 701 00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,559 You're making me sound like a fricking floozy. 702 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:49,799 Well, you've got Jane. 703 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,240 We both know you've had sex at least once. 704 00:22:52,319 --> 00:22:54,249 Yeah. And that's one more time than you. 705 00:22:54,279 --> 00:22:56,599 Wait. You're a virgin? 706 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,358 I bid you adieu. 707 00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:02,400 [Todd]. And I bid you a get the fuck going. Bye. 708 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,799 Oh, I thought he was never gonna leave. 709 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,359 That was informative. 710 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,078 Yes. And I, I will treat you next time. 711 00:23:10,079 --> 00:23:11,679 That's right. You got the pizza. 712 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,318 Yes. And I, I will I thought you got the pizza. 713 00:23:13,319 --> 00:23:15,129 That's right. I didn't get the pizza. 714 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,640 [Daina]. Ah, there it is. 715 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:19,920 [Todd]. What is that? 716 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,480 [Daina]. That is a condom. 717 00:23:21,559 --> 00:23:22,799 Mmm-hmm. 718 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,359 Only one? 719 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,279 It's very subtle, Dale. 720 00:23:29,319 --> 00:23:31,640 I, I'm just joking. I'm not that kind of guy. 721 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,879 I like to take things slow actually. 722 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,319 I can be slow. 723 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,270 I like to take things slowYeah?ally. 724 00:23:38,559 --> 00:23:40,000 Yeah. 725 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,680 Wow. 726 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,039 Just wow? 727 00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:54,038 [romantic guitar music] 728 00:23:54,039 --> 00:23:57,319 ? 729 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,799 [romantic Yes!ar music] 730 00:24:03,559 --> 00:24:05,480 [Todd]. Hey, Auds, you hungover? 731 00:24:05,559 --> 00:24:06,959 I'm making eggs bene. 732 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,920 And I got to third base and [chuckles] I stole home. 733 00:24:19,079 --> 00:24:22,319 I'm[man grunting]ene. 734 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,480 My lady. [gasps] Oh. 735 00:24:25,559 --> 00:24:27,039 [quietly] Fuck. 736 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,359 Sometimes you don't think, you just do. 737 00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:40,240 Yeah. 738 00:24:40,241 --> 00:24:41,598 ["My Music at Work" by The Tragically Hip] 739 00:24:41,599 --> 00:24:43,000 ? Everything is bleak 740 00:24:43,079 --> 00:24:45,200 ? It's the middle of the night 741 00:24:45,279 --> 00:24:46,720 ? You're all alone 742 00:24:46,799 --> 00:24:49,278 ? And the dummies might be right 743 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,240 ? You feel like a jerk 744 00:24:51,319 --> 00:24:53,129 ? And the dummies ? My music at work ? 745 00:24:53,279 --> 00:24:55,640 ? My music at work ? 746 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,318 ? Avoid trends and cliches 747 00:24:59,319 --> 00:25:00,720 ? Don't try to be up to date 748 00:25:00,721 --> 00:25:02,159 ? And when the sunlight ? hits the olive oil ?hes 749 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:05,318 ? Fuck you, Jenn Conch! ? 750 00:25:05,319 --> 00:25:07,199 ? Don't hesitate 751 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,078 ? The night's so ? Fuclong it hurtsonch! ? 752 00:25:09,079 --> 00:25:11,039 ? My music at work ? 753 00:25:12,839 --> 00:25:15,039 ? In a symbol too far 754 00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:16,880 ? Or the anatomy of a stain 755 00:25:16,881 --> 00:25:17,999 ? To determine where you are ? 756 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:23,400 [loud indistinct yelling] 757 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:27,038 [Snax chittering] 758 00:25:27,039 --> 00:25:31,839 ? My music at work, my music at work ? 759 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:52,279 ? 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